Salted-Caramel Six-Layer Chocolate Cake
He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET
Like this, human. [video]
I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH
I heard you were talkin’ shit
What I like about this is that it implies that Tony’s best mode of attack somehow involves him ramming himself into a wall head first.
oh my god
this is beautiful.
highest of all compliments omg
Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point
Cinderella (1997) - Brandy (Cinderella), Paolo Montalban (Prince Christopher), Whoopi Goldberg (Queen Constantina), and Victor Garber (King Maximillian)
the only version of cinderella that matters
In a land where a Black woman and a White man can make an Asian child.
Whitney Houston turned a pumpkin into a carriage and mice into horses for this bitch, but the Filipino prince is what people always mention…
Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:
Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.
wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?
I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF
holy shit i was so embarrassed about this